Monday, June 27, 2011

Vein Popper #108 - Car Chatting

Alright... cell phone drivers are a real pain in the ass and VERY dangerous on the roads... but this post isn't about them. This post is about those supremely annoying and stuck up, center of the FRIGGIN UNIVERSE idiots that actually pre-date cell phones! Those jackasses that stop their vehicle all higgly-piggly in the middle of TRAFFIC just so they can open up their window and yell/chat with their friend on the street! It wouldn't be so bad if... I don't know... THEY PULLED THEIR VEHICLE OVER INSTEAD OF LEAVING IT IN THE MIDDLE OF AN INTERSECTION BLOCKING MY WAY!!! UGH!!... damn morons. I swear to whatever god you choose to believe in if my son hadn't been in the truck with me today, I would have floored it into the ass end of that womans' crappy little car!! And before you all wig out on me, lets get one thing clear. This wasn't a quick little stop, yell "Hi!" and move on. NO... This was a pull into the MIDDLE of the intersection, open up the window and start spewing everything that ever happened... EVER. And to top it off... she was a hand talker too. That's a good combo isn't it... Hand talker + Idiot friend to chat with next to you + You at the wheel of a vehicle = Maybe Darwinism will solve my problem for me.

Wednesday, June 8, 2011

Vein Popper #47 - Radio Announcements During Power Outages

This BUGS THE HELL OUT OF ME!!! We have a power outage for a substantial amount of time… the radio broadcasts keep saying to check out their website for details… DOES ANYONE SEE ANYTHING WRONG WITH THIS?!?! How the hell are we suppose to check the webpage if we have no power (unless we ALL have cell phones with internet access which WE DON’T!).

STUPID MORONS!!