Vein Popper #81 – Driving Dogs

Alright… to me this is just plain stupidity and I really hope there is a law against it. I know we’ve all seen it to because the world is full of these morons. I’m referring to those insane drivers that think it’s perfectly alright to have a pet (I should say dog because I’ve never seen any other animal do this), sit in the drivers lap while they are driving and have their head stuck out the window… Seriously?? Are these people on crack?? How in the world can people possibly think this is safe?? And what gets me is it is usually done in town where you perform more turns and in general, you REALLY need to focus on the road in case some kid jumps out from behind a parked car or something. What really gets me is that most of these evolutionary throwbacks think they care for their pets as much as they would care for a child. That’s just not possible but that’s a whole different vein popper. But even if they did… would you really hold your child in the drivers’ seat while you drove around… maybe let them hang their head out the window?? It would serve them right if they got into a fender bender and the air bag went off!!! Tee Hee

Vein Popper #36 – Corner Store Gamblers

This has probably happened to each and everyone of us and usually when we’re in a hurry. I’m referring to the jackass that has to have the clerk check about a hundred lottery tickets, purchase new ones with his/her winnings… then proceed to play 5 or 6 THOUSAND rounds of those instant tear away tickets (the actual name escapes me right now but you know damn well of the tickets I mean… they come in a big, see through container). This is so maddening!!!!! Do these morons not have a life??? Do they not know that the OLG has installed do-it-yourself lottery checkers so the cashier can’t bone you?!?!?! Plus these people that evolution have forgot seem to choose to do this only when there will be a line of 5 or 6 people behind them!!... and lastly… and this is truly the thing-da-resistance that is enough to give an aspirin a headache (I saw that last one on a T-Shirt) is the way these people turn around every now and then and actually have the gull to smile at you… REALLY??? You think a little smile is going to stop my blood from evaporating in my veins because it is so boiling hot mad??? No… what would sooth the savage beast is if you checked one round of tickets, then went to the back of the damn line in order for the rest of us to get on with our bloody lives!!!