Sunday, February 27, 2011

Vein Popper #267 - The "One Upper"

Everyone knows at least one of these people... and probably has been guilty of it at least a few times in their life. It's the person that hears a story from someone and tries to top it. I don't mind this if we're talking about funny stories because even if it is untrue, it's usually a good laugh.

What bugs me though is if you legitimatly don't feel well or something bad has happened to you and you might be looking for just a little sympathy or understanding, but instead get a jerkoff that has to immediately go into a story about how bad THIER life is right now and wishes they only had your problems. WHAT THE HELL YOU STUPID JERK?!?! If it was so bad, why didn't you complain before?!? You just HAD to wait until someone else said something?? I hope whatever is bugging you lays eggs in your brain, those eggs hatch, and they all release some sort of horrible gas that smells AWFUL as they chomp away on your grey matter!

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